Scossors

The act of baking with scissor hands. The food you create is called Scossors.

Gee, Mom, those were some really great Scossors last night

by SwanCat January 25, 2011

swiss

awkward. Used during an awkward or uncomfortable moment.

Wow, that booger in Nat's nose makes me feel swiss.

Molly just tripped on her cleat, swiss.

by ummersay homus April 22, 2011

swiss pearl

The "Swiss Pearl" first a guy must allow a for a buildup of "smegma" then give your girl a "pearl necklace" and proceed to rub the smegma into it

I gave her a Swiss pearl last night

by Blazing Ben Bravo June 15, 2011

swiss army shark

a hustler or very talented player at many trades

Guy 1: "Wow, you designed the whole project, and its website, AND pitched the sale to the company?"

Guy 2: "Yeah, I'm like a swiss army knife"

Guy 1: "More like a swiss army shark"

by swissarmyshark November 23, 2011

Swiss dunk

The act of sitting balls naked on the toilet while taking a shit and swigging some fine beer. Designated "Swiss" for the exquisite cocoa products comin' out yer bungbungbung.

GIRL: "Where's Francis? We gotta get to the concert?"

GUY: "Bastard's still at home havin' himself a Swiss dunk."

GIRL: "Ewwwwww... what kinda beer does he drink?"

GUY: "A lot of German beers."

GIRL: "That would figure. Now every time I see a German beer, I'm going to think of sloppy, drunk asshole."

by Abdallah Price October 19, 2012

sossee

east coast to west coast sossee is the downest bitch you'll meet. this girl may be little but she is the whole package, exotic looks, unbelievable vocals and an ass to back that up. shes a nuturer but she doesnt need you, she chooses her company wisely. she has a very good eye for bullshit and always knows what to say. known as the blunt queen in these parts, girl will smoke 4 blunts in one sitting on her own. she just dont give a fuck. if youre lucky enough to know a sossee you better treat her right and hold onto her because at the end it will be your loss, she'll continue being a bad bitch with or with out you.

sossee is a bad ass bitch

by cezanne February 6, 2013

swiss vault

A tight, bleached anus

I got in that girl's swiss vault last night. I had to use lots of lube

by Diego Monteblon December 7, 2013