During intercourse, oral sex, or mutual masturbation, the male ,upon reaching his climax, proceeds to ejaculate upon the torso of his partner. At this point the male tosses a handful of confetti all over his partner and yells "Surprise!"
Wow, that was fantastic, your sister will be scraping the remnants of that surprise party off of her chest for hours!
by Waffle XXX February 26, 2009
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Get the fart surprise mug.A variant of the "rusty trombone", this is where, after taking several kinds of laxitives, a man asks his partner for a rusty trombone. One they have assumed the position, with their mouth right in front of the man's cornhole, he drops a stinky duece right in their face (mouth, if possible) and yells "SURPRISE!"
Becky wasn't expecting it, but Carl gave her the worst shit surprise i've seen since Arnold got elected governer.
by SHIT SURPRISE November 13, 2007
Get the Shit Surprise mug.The act of pulling out of vaginal intercourse and engaging in imprumptu and brief anal intercourse and yelling "Surprise!!!"
Tom was getting it on with sue when he suddenly pulled out, shoved it in her a$$ and yelled "Surprise!!!" He never saw sue again.
by King Kong June 18, 2003
Get the nantucket surprise mug.A verb commonly used to describe the action of thrusting ones self against another without their knowledge.
This will often be the only action a ranga will ever get.
This will often be the only action a ranga will ever get.
by Kristen01 August 17, 2008
Get the surprise mug.Ar first you have to freeze a piece of shit, then get your girl to 'blow' you (in the dark), only substituting your cock with your frozen piece of shit, when she notices shove it in her mouth and make that bitch eat it!
*turn lights off*
Andrew: Hey babe, wanna blow me?
Sarah: Sure.
*Take out the piece of shit*
Andrew: Ok, suck on it
Sarah: WHAT... WHAT IS THIS?
*Shove it in her mouth*
Andrew: Eat it bitch!
I just gave Sarah the best Surprise Shittack ever, she didn't even see it coming.
Andrew: Hey babe, wanna blow me?
Sarah: Sure.
*Take out the piece of shit*
Andrew: Ok, suck on it
Sarah: WHAT... WHAT IS THIS?
*Shove it in her mouth*
Andrew: Eat it bitch!
I just gave Sarah the best Surprise Shittack ever, she didn't even see it coming.
by VLpeekers January 6, 2011
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Girl: "So then he was texting me and asked for a handjob."
Friend: "Wow, that's surprising. He seemed like such a nice guy."
Girl: "Yeah, it was surprising. It was a surprise douching."
Friend: "Wow, that's surprising. He seemed like such a nice guy."
Girl: "Yeah, it was surprising. It was a surprise douching."
by the_collier_wiccan March 5, 2011
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