smell test

the test mom's give their teens to check for cigarettes, pot or alcohol.

i give my son the smell test when he's been out with friends.

by bridget mcintosh October 1, 2007

Smell It

Smell it is a term used whenever there is a smell in the general vicinity, either good or bad. It is also used often around weed. SMELL IT!!

guy 1: hey, SMELL IT?!?
guy 2: SMELL IT!!!
guy 1: hey, YOU SMELL IT?!?
guy 3: I SMELL IT!!
guy 1: WOOO SMELL IT!!
everyone: SMELL IT!!!!

by 4riislkjrj May 20, 2009

smella

The genitalia of the female species (in bad condition)

Sheesh that girl had one proper smella!

by Daz December 14, 2003

Burnt Popcorn Smell

The bitter, acerbic, caustic, mordacious, and just plain gross aroma that lingers in the enclosed airspace surrounding a poorly abused and neglected microwave—particularly repulsive in a shared office environment. An olfactory scarring, not soon to be forgotten, which will singe into the memory of all co-workers the dangers of an unsupervised bag both to kitchen appliances and to the productivity of an otherwise fully functioning office staff.

Alisa got distracted by a phenomenally interesting cubicle conversation and neglected her microwave snack. The office quickly filled with the dreaded burnt popcorn smell and she felt really bad about it, but we all had a jolly laugh, lit some candles, and decided to love her anyway.

by Top Shelf HW June 12, 2008

can you smell that?

When someone is talking bullshit, another people listening may interrupt saying, "Can you smell that?", referring to the imaginary smell of bullshit coming from the original speaker.

Person 1: I pulled this stunning girl at the weekend
Person 2: Can you smell that?

by Dward81 February 4, 2009

Smelfie

The act of taking a selfie while someone (or yourself) is farting.

Him: Here, let me take a selfie
Her: I think I just farted while you were taking the selfie
Him: Wow, we just took a smelfie

by Ihadmyleftsidecutoffandnowiama April 13, 2015

I could smell your mom before i saw her!

a insult between two friends/enemies in which, every day, the two insult each other, waiting for the other person to slip. when the opponent slips, he leaves himself open for the insult "i could smell your mom before i saw her!) The first person to deliver this insult sucesfully is declared winner for the day.

Person1: your moms so fat, she sat on a dollar and it became four quarters!
bystanders: oooooooooo burn!
Person2: I'm not THAT easy to tick off.
Person1: (thinking that person2 is out of comebacks) YOUR MOM is easy!!!
Person2: I could smell your mom before i saw her!
bystanders: OOOOOOOOOOO
Person1: darn.

by dracora365 April 14, 2009