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Jort storm

Originated from a Charlie Slimecicle song, The fictional natural disaster called Jort storm can be multiple things, It can be a Jort-icane, Jort-nado Jort-nami, Jort-quake, Jort-ruption, Jort-alanche, or even a Jort-pocalypse.
"We are getting reports that a Jort storm is headed straight for the studio!"

"Oh no!!"
by JORTSTOMSCOMINGTONIGHT123 September 12, 2023
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Storm

An amazing alpha chad with a large throbbing cock. He will please you mentally and physically:)
Have you heard of Storms 24cm penis
by IMAFUCKURWIFE August 17, 2020
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storm warm

When you are spending time with a loved one indoors during a storm outside.
My girlfriend and I are having a storm warm in front of the fire, cuddling.
by Ereck Flowers November 12, 2018
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storm hawkins

a hoe often found in the bed with boys
storm hawkins found in bed with bffs boyfriend
by aaaskdfh August 24, 2018
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storm carter

someone with glasses,he also eats dogs and cat(chinese food) he is a kind and funny guy but aa nerd
by boi man the guy September 23, 2022
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Storm boner

The storm boner is when a crack of thunder gives you a full blown errection and you feel the pulse of the lightning
Damn did you also get a storm boner or is it just me.
by Bigisland April 3, 2023
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Mexican snow storm

The act of butt fucking a Latina and then while inside, put a brick of fentanyl on her ass. Then, she starts twerking so the brick of fentanyl is launched into a turned on ceiling fan creating a snow storm of fentanyl powder
I was with Felipe and he got out the fent and made a Mexican snow storm
by RealHoodFeller9000 June 11, 2025
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