un-stalker

n. adj.: one who consciously avoids a person after previously stalking.

When Susie's car broke down, and had to catch a ride with someone else, she received a visit from her un-stalker at work.

by TheBestWickedWitch December 27, 2011

Sex Stalker

Someone who stalks people while theyre having sex

"Someone is in the tree outside watching us getting it on"
"Jimmy is a sex stalker"

by MG1rl May 18, 2015

Machine Stalker Kelly

someone that stands next to your machine at the gym impatiently like a dumb crap

Can you stop Machine Stalker Kelly my 14 year old daughter

by KJ RIDER January 24, 2019

Food stalker

When someone stares at your plate and then ask you if you have had enough and try to control the food to ensure they can eat to their maximum benefit

Woman- *walks out with plate of mac n cheese*

Brian- “you got enough, do you want me to pack you any for lunch” (eyeing the amount of mac n cheese left in pot)
Woman- you’re such a food stalker

by Stupidshhittt December 17, 2019

Bum Smackers

A groups of guys who smack each other on the bum but its not gay.

"You boys have detention for smacking each other on your bums." -Teacher
"ah, miss we are not boys, we are bum smackers!"- the boys

by Bailey Gynther February 17, 2020

Back-Stalker

his Internet Troll will pour through your archives until he or she finds something you wrote that contradicts something you’ve written more recently.

This Back-Stalker will pointed out everything. Every time you write anything

by TheKamikazeMonkeys May 3, 2020

cooter smacker

I invented this. It means what you think it means. Its a COOTER SMACKER

Me in Warzone: YOOO That kids a fuckin Cooter Smacker

by Bobert099 October 19, 2020