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Squirt Tip

Noun.

The generous gratuity left for housekeeping at a hotel when you feel bad about leaving behind a puddle of female ejaculate on the bed for someone else to deal with
1 - Honey, do you have cash for a squirt tip?

2 - I'll gladly pay the squirt tip if it means I don't have to wash the sheets again.
by Michu & Luci December 17, 2024
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Squirt Master

A short, Greek man with a big forehead. Usually goes by garída. Can make any girls mouni turn into a jet hose with just the tip of a finger.
Oh wow! Did you see the squirt masters latest video? I want to be just like him when I grow up.
by Squirtworks June 6, 2022
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Dirty Squirts

Using a soda fountain machine for water and old coke comes out first, then water.

A dirty squirt could also mean having sex with a woman in doggy style and when you pull out, old period blood lightly squirts out and stains your sheets.
I went to get us water after the movie, but it gave me a dirty squirt!

Or

Kate came over and she had a case of the dirty squirts!
by MarksFatCock February 3, 2025
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Perm squirts

When your poop smells like a perm
I just got perm squirts from taco bell
by Dusty Nutz24 September 26, 2023
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Squirt Incident

An incident that occured when a pervert by the name of Uzair asked a 15 year old girl if she squirts. This incident happened when the hornball Uzair, got horny after he made some rumors about his girl, so he asked an innocent girl playing fortnite with her friends if she squirts, rumor has it he has no remorse.
"Do you squirt?" Asked Uzair
"Whats the squirt incident?"
by AOA Association March 5, 2025
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No Squirt December

No Squirt December is when when a female must go the whole month without masterbating or having sexual intercourse or any sexual conflict of that nature for the whole month on decomber
Hey emma, wanna bang?

Nah im ok its no squirt December.
by Wrld333 November 5, 2020
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Squirt

When a girl pees on a guy during sex.

Guy’s have believed that girls can squirt for years mainly because they are easily manipulated and afraid that they have been peed on.

Synonyms: pee
“He told me he only dates girls that squirt so I peed on him.”

“Please excuse me, I have to go squirt.”

“Squirt or be squirted.” - Mark Prentice July 2019
by Squirtorbesquirted July 10, 2019
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