When a fully clothed person sits in a pie (or other cake like pastry) and commences to weep like a little girl. Squat Cobblering is usually engaged in by ugly, bald, middle aged men, who usually have some form of what appears to be mild autism. Said mild autism may manifest itself in an childlike, irrational and downright creepy obsession with baseball cards.
Did you see the back of his pants? He either crapped'em, or Hoboken Squat Cobbler'd a chocolate cake.
by Bob Barr 123 August 28, 2016
Get the Hoboken Squat Cobblermug. A condition where horny sorostitutes are so obsessed with squatting on cock that they cannot control themselves. Often causes arthritis in the knees.
by I'm Brian April 12, 2011
Get the squat-itismug. by Mr Dribble July 25, 2023
Get the widdly squatmug. by TheNooter69 September 16, 2018
Get the cranberry squatmug. Sexual position. As if doing squats on/into the other persons genitals.
Penis into vagina insertion from a higher point.
Fucking a slut deep So she screams like a dog who's tail has just been stood on
Penis into vagina insertion from a higher point.
Fucking a slut deep So she screams like a dog who's tail has just been stood on
Instead of going to the gym today I just did a few squat drops with some slut
I stood above her and squat dropped my throbbing huge penis into her tight wet vagina
My Dicks so small I only ever squat drop chicks so it gets deep and they think in huge. They yelp like dogs that are in pain
I stood above her and squat dropped my throbbing huge penis into her tight wet vagina
My Dicks so small I only ever squat drop chicks so it gets deep and they think in huge. They yelp like dogs that are in pain
by sudocrystalkizzon March 13, 2015
Get the squat dropmug. A jump squat, jump-squat, or jumpee is arguably the most painful exercise that involves keeping a straight back while bending your knees to a ninety-degree angle, and then jumping. It is about 2x more painful than a burpee and is often used as a punishment or exercise for rowers, along with an erg. Side effects may include vomiting, excruciating pain, numbness in legs or paralization.
Coach: OK guys, only 6 by 60 jumpees then you can go home!
Rower: Crap! I hate jump squats!
Coach: Don't forget the milk crates to make sure you get that ninety-degree angle!
Rower: Crap! I hate jump squats!
Coach: Don't forget the milk crates to make sure you get that ninety-degree angle!
by 'Piduh-ma'an!!! December 21, 2015
Get the jump squatmug. by Popasquatmeanstopoop January 15, 2021
Get the Gabe- Pop a squatmug.