spontanudity

when someone suddenly decides to rapidly take off all clothes and become naked for no reason.
"spontaneous + nudity"

Guy 1: There she was, one moment she had clothes, the next, she was completely naked! It was crazy!

Guy 2: Spontanudity, man!

by SRQ997 September 14, 2011

Sponge knocking

A person is sponge knocking if they say that they tried to pay a debt to another person, but lied about it.

Person 1 "Man I tried to pay you...knocked on the door....no answer"
Person 2 "Oh yeah? Knocked all night at my door...was in all night, were you knocking on the door with a sponge?" Hence called sponge knocking. "I was accused of sponge knocking...but i really tried"

by AK169 September 18, 2011

Spontaneous Jack Towel

The towel that is kept handy by your bed side that is laid on top of the bed to prevent semen, lube, female ejaculate, Santorum or period blood from getting on the sheets.

Man, good thing we had that Spontaneous Jack Towel handy. That was a messy round of love making. The mood was not killed becaues it was handy by our bed side and now I can go to sleep knowing that I am not going to roll over into mixture of my semen, your ejaculate, and lube.

by Richard Driller October 14, 2011

Sponge Knuckle

Close to the idea of a moose knuckle or a camel toe. The only difference is that the woman is really fat and she wears tight pants and you can see the cellulite through them, looking very similar to a sponge.

I was walking down main on a Friday night. Bitch had white yoga pants on and you could totally see her sponge knuckle.
hanging lowwww

by Carlypants May 19, 2013

Spongebob out

To leave a place or situation using a silly method of distraction (i.e. The Spongebob dance) in order to make people not feel bad that you're leaving, usually when you're leaving them high and dry. The opposite of a French exit.

You have to work late?

Yeah, my boss came by, dumped a bunch of work on me and Spongebobbed out.

I heard the cops were coming to bust the party so I had to tell a joke and Spongebob out.

by Mad_woman October 24, 2013

Spontaneous Staredown

The moment when you accidentaly have a silent staring contest with another person, usually resulting with someone blinking and the other laughing if friend, or if stranger going back to what they were doing.

It was quite awkward when I had a Spontaneous Staredown with that man.

by Birduarent May 8, 2014

spontaneous pajama day

When one wears the clothes they wore to bed to school or work the next day without changing. In some cases, the individual puts on the clothes they'd like to wear the next day on at night and sleeps in them.

I had zero stress this morning about what to wear because of my spontaneous pajama day.

by loucaster November 16, 2014