quick slipping

the act of masterbating, getting oneself "off", or the like

When Joe at work says that he did "stuff" on his computer last night, it really means he was quick slipping.

Man Joe is a quick slip.

by a_person_who_cares September 1, 2005

slapping the pappy

The act of elderly male self pleasure.

Grandpa took too much Viagra , but found instant relief by slapping the pappy.He was beating his richard like it owed him money.

by ballz itchy July 4, 2016

slapping the pappy

The act of elderly male self pleasure.

Grandpa took too much Viagra , but found instant relief by slapping the pappy.He was beating his richard like it owed him money.

by ballz itchy July 4, 2016

Word Splicing

A type of Spoonerism. Switching the middle portions of two words that follow each other in a sentence. Inspired by the alternative splicing of pre-mRNAs in eukaryotic systems

Student: A claxic essample of the regulation of alternative splicing deals with sex determination in Drosophila.

Professor: That was an example of word splicing!

Class: Hahahaha

by momoyster March 15, 2012

nitch slapping

When a man is having sex in the missionary position, and the balls are smacking the girls asshole

dude, i was nitch slapping last night

by urmomonmycock September 18, 2010

One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Bandit

A mystical midget Guido that enjoys fist pumping girls that have been roofied in the ass. This often causes tell-tell bruises on the butt cheeks at midget height. His magical one horn allows him to remove women’s panties with out there knowledge. His keen perpetrating skills allow him to steal random item of interest. This can include: Credit cards, iPods and women’s virginity. He is also an Ace with the Mexican Air force.

Rob: Once again my fiancé was perpetrated by a One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Bandit in Atlantic City.

Jack: Just look on the bright side, its better then cleaning her up after good time’s with good friend’s and some hot lunche's!

Rob: Ya, your right... I'll just Shot! Shot! Shot, Shot Shot! her other but cheek, what a hotmess!

by bboy domo.... January 18, 2010

Splicing

A homosexual act, involving a man using a ring to expand the size of his urinary meatus to accommodate another man's penis.

Dude Ross is so gay, he probably splices every night.

or

Dude Ross is so gay, he loves splicing.

by Keith Hendry July 27, 2008