Shandy

1) A popular beverage; half alcoholic, half soft drink, such as lager and lemonade

2) A pre-op transexual, shemale, half & half: ostensibly, female looking, but with male genitalia.

Have you met my new girlfriend; Candii, she's a shandy.

OMG! I didn't know you liked Trannys!

by Just247 April 13, 2010

Sandy Margarita

To give a hand job with the aid of Sand paper and rubbing alcohol.

My dick burns because my girlfriend gave me a sandy margarita last night.

by Ben and Jerome April 12, 2008

Spanky Faggot

One who obtains points from cheaply killing his/her opponents in a faggish way such as noob tubing or knifing on Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2

Goddam these Spanky Faggots spawn killing me. MOTHER FUCKER IT HAPPENED AGAIN!

by Thugtacular October 26, 2010

Spandolage

The biggest fear of a programmers

I can't handle all the spandolage we need to develop.

by pessimistic_developer April 15, 2020

Handy Sandy

A hand job given with sandpaper

Jessica gave me a handy sandy last night and my foreskins all raw

by Lazyskinnyguy September 26, 2011

Spandan

Spandan is a very soft and humane person who understands your problems. He is good at topics related to wildlife, flora and fauna etc. However, he sucks at math. But,overall, he is a good person. He is also very clumsy.

Oh yeah! Did I forget to tell you he is also gay?

Joe: Spandan is love, Spandan is life.

by eeyayaCoolGuy20 November 22, 2019

sandy jane

a sandy vagina
a vagina with sand in it

Sally : hey when we went to the beach i got a real sandy jane
John : Oh i heard thats a real bitch to get rid of

by emma the psychopath January 20, 2009