Slapping someones penis

To shatter someones masculinity in some way or another.

For further reference, see "Don't be slappin' my penis" by Kollektivet on Youtube

Examples of Slapping someones penis:

Nurse: "I am sorry sir, but you have testicular cancer"

Mother:"You forgot your helmet, son"

by DizDeLusa September 16, 2017

crackerjacking someone

You give someone the best possible blowjob you can while fingering their butt

I was crackerjacking someone in the bathroom!!

by Krepy kerby September 28, 2017

tell someone who cares

Michael Reid

"Tell someone who cares" "Oh Michael Reid does!"

by lololol2 September 6, 2018

can someone translate

1.You don’t want to cope with his/her foolishness.

2. You don’t understand.

1.
Person: “So in conclusion, the earth is flat.”

Person 2: “Can someone translate.”

2.

Person 1: *teaches Math
Person 2: “Can someone translate?”

by quACK ACK November 11, 2018

send someone to Manila with a bag of drugs

sentence someone to death, ban someone or put a person in a big trouble
Manila is a capital of Philippines, a country known for their drug issues. The president of it, Rodrigo Duterte, stated that he will kill everyone who has drugs.

(on a Discord server)
user: Hey, if I will post this drawing on a server, will you send me to Manila with a bag of drugs?

(in school)
Student: the only way to change his attitude is sending him to Manila with a bag of drugs. would be nice to see this.

the only way to check how fast they will react is to send someone to Manila with a bag of drugs

by bibarelot December 6, 2018

Blaine someone

When you're not quite sure of what to say or what was said.

Man 1, did you finish the project?
Man 2, .....
Man 2, blaine someone?

by Fifimon January 24, 2019

pull someone's card

To ask for someone's credentials publicly

She tried to pull someone's card on twitter but it turns out he wrote the book

by Kevin Nogilny June 28, 2019