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snaggle

To scream at a group of people from a moving car. Followed by a quick getaway only if any member of the forementioned crowd has access to a car. This maneuver is preferrably executed at night to minimize the chances of your identity being discovered. Many times directed toward homless tramps, skanks, and posers. The object simply being to scare the shit out of any unsuspecting person who must taste the brunt of your wrath. Does not have to be a coherent word - it can be any form of loud noise as well, such as an airhorn. Accompanied nicely by firing an airsoft gun at potential victims simultaneously.
Last night I snaggled Ed the juggling hobo as he was about to enter his camp. I think he sharted when he hit the ground, thinking it was the cops.
by Paco Sánchez November 22, 2006
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fruit smugglers

To fruit smuggle: to wrangle the trouser trouts by hand.
Fruit Smugglers use both hands and both feet! 1. No green card Mr. Gonzalez?!?... Here let me clean that sweaty brown cock of your's with my tongue! 2. Peeling back the turtleneck. 3. Hunting down a Fruit of the Loom shroom. 4. To peel one's banana for the sole purpose of extracting one's savory sea monkey sauce. 5. Milking his baby batter protein healthy goodness. 6. Pumping, sucking and slurping for hot man gravy. 7. Polishing someone's pungent poopstick pogo pole. 8. Giving CPR to the Supersoaker Sperm Drencher2000. 9. Pacifying the throat with one's turd churner. 10. Nibbling the farm worker's foreskin on lunch break in the greenhouse. 11. Going Vegan and having a severe protein attack, and as a result pulling down someone's boxer shorts for a midnight snack. 12. Scrubbing your throat hard with a 8'3" basketball player's dripping wet hot & sweaty & smelly chocolate log. 13. Tasting your friend's girlfriend's butthole from the night before and saying to yourself "oh yes! please! More! Mmmmm". 14. Getting your chin tickled with cum-filled nutsack. 15. Laughing so hard you shoot cum out your nose, from what you just did a few mintutes ago in a roadside restroom. 16. Having a dinner date point out that you forgot you wipe the toothpaste from your lip (oops! I did it again! Roadside Restrooms! on the way to the restaraunt!) etc. etc. etc. etc. etc....
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budgie smuggler

a tight pair of pants, swimming shorts, or any type of mens underwear. usually outlining his genitals.
wow! he's got a budgie smuggler!

did you see matt
by ilymnp March 15, 2011
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sniggler

When going west, with a surfboard on the top of your car, remember the sniggler and plant some papayas along the way.
by Commitment Elvis March 4, 2009
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snaggle tooth

A hideous, unnattractive, and foul smelling female with a fucked up grill.
Yo that snaggle tooth broad looked like she was from Jurassic Park.

Skeezer dun bought me a snaggle tooth stripper.

I was hella feelin' that female... until she smiled at me... snaggle tooth bitch.
by rayx2 June 21, 2007
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Snuggles

The name of the pet bear that will one day maul it's owner.
Snuggles sure put the "own" into "owner."
by A Fern March 29, 2010
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