Pork snorkel

When you perform cunnilingus on a woman at such a depth, and for such a considerable duration that a flexible drinking straw is required to be used as a temporary snorkel to provide oxygen and prevent asphyxiation.

My girlfriend wants me to go down on her with considerable vigour for over an hour, I’m gonna need a pork snorkel to get out alive!

by Leonardo da finchy October 15, 2025

Skinny snorkel pluh punkage caca

This is a horrible thing to call somebody. It's not a slur but it's almost as bad. It's a horrible thing to say that you only say to people you absolutely hate.

"I HATE YOU, YOU'RE BEING A SKINNY SNORKEL PLUH PUNKAGE CACA!"

by Gargantuan_peanut2 December 15, 2025

Deep Sea Snorkling

when a man is sleeping and another man puts his balls on his eyes and rubs his dick down his chin so that it looks like the sleeping man is wearing goggles and a snorkel. then dick smack him vertically and yell BUDWEISER!

Dan went Deep Sea Snorkling last night and almost drowned.

by ADDDvice July 10, 2010

sniffed a snorkel

The act of using a snorkel as an anal dildo while the partner breaths through the mouthpiece.

Hey man, I totally sniffed a snorkel last night.

by InjusticeOwl June 28, 2017

Limp Bizkit Skin Snorkel

Place chili ring on forehead of female while receiving oral sex; whilst stretching scrodum skin across eyes and nose.

Bro I gave my girl a limp bizkit skin snorkel last night

by anonymous April 19, 2021

The Possessed Snorkel

When a guy takes on the exorcist position with a flagpole erection.

Barbara got me so hard last night, that I did the possessed snorkel.

by 2moist4u. November 3, 2024

Creamy San Angelo Snorkel

while receiving a blowjob, you submerge the head of the woman in a bathtub, causing her to suck for air as you cram your junk down her gasping throat. making her suck on your johnson for air while being submerged in a jar of mayonaise.

Mary: i keep coughing up white liquid.
Amy: why is that???
Mary: my boyfriend gave me the creamy san angelo snorkel last night and i keep coughing this goo up and im not even sure if its cum or mayonaise anymore or both and its freaking me out.
Amy: WHAT THE FUCK!!!!????

by Goo_Gargler9000 November 16, 2025