Snailed

When a woman sits on a man’s face during sex with full force instead of simply hovering over it, resulting in his death.

“She actually sat on his face man”

“Really? Yo, homeboy got snailed.”

by OurLordAndSaviorJeebusCripes July 8, 2022

Wow Snails

1. Something funny that just happened.

2. Initials for anyone with S. Nails
other meanings unknown but it doesnt mean sexy ladies or pussy.

1. Wow Snails, can you believe how he fell like that? It was hilarious.

2. Hey S. Nails!

by Jake the Blinger December 14, 2009

Snail

Stupid person

He had the vocabulary of a snail.

by Snailboylover October 16, 2019

Salted snail

The fetish in which you ejaculate on a snail, watching it shrivel up from the salty load before serving it to friends and family. The offender finds sadistic pleasure in knowing a million little soldiers just beat a snail into a salty paste

Hey mom, are you planning on bringing dad's salted snails to the family function this weekend!? They sure are delectable.

by Darksquid August 8, 2022

Slimey snail dick

When you eat scrgo and you don't know if its male or female

Man go eat slimey snail dick bitch

by Unknown#390 June 12, 2024

snail fish

a person who is not the imposter. the person that calls someone a snail fish is often also the imposter

UR DEFINETLY A SNAIL FISH
THEN UR THE IMPOSTER

by antonymous123 September 27, 2021

Shitload of snails

Just like a flock of geese or a pack of wolves, the term “shitload” is used to define three or more snails.

Hey Paul, did you see that shitload of snails crossing the road?

by Gotcha126 April 21, 2018