Rent-a-slags

A phrase that describes a group of girls who all share the following attributes:
- too much make-up
- badly applied fake tan
- revealing dress sense
- intelligence of a functioning retard
Man 1: I need to get my dick wet.
Man 2: You're in luck. The rent-a-slags are at the bar.
by General Cream January 10, 2012
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Schrödingers Slag.

A girl, whom appears as if they look skinny, fat, dirty, and showered all at the same time. Often on par with people you would see at a Walmart.
“She seemed as a Schrödingers slag, I wouldn’t go for her.”

“No one could tell if Jenny was a 2, or a 10, Jenny would be considered Schrödingers slag.”

"Sarah was a true 'Schrödinger's slag'. She could be a decent human being when she wanted to be, but most of the time she was just a pain in the ass.”
by westcoast1n January 30, 2025
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Slug Slagging

Shoving a slug in a sock, freezing it, and fisting someone
Slug Slagging is fisting someone with a frozen slug
I just "Slug Slagged" Livy
I just fisted a girl with a frozen snail i "Slug Slagged" her
by Slugslagger March 20, 2024
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Slag hammer

A tool used on dumb sluts.
Tommy's mom is overprotective to keep the sloots away she ordered a slag hammer on Amazon.
by Strabs76 March 20, 2020
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Slag hammer

To be hit with a slag hammer
If you don’t shut up I’ll hit you with my hammer you slag you slaaag you slaaaaag hence slag hammer
by Captaincaveham April 06, 2019
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Rounders slag

The term 'Rounders slag', or better still 'Rounders slaaaag' is synonymous with someone who touts their wares across the whole South Wales Myrounders network looking for another team to play for, even though they already play for multiple teams.

Such rounders slaaaags can often be found hanging around outside sports halls in the Port Talbot, Neath, Llanelli or Swansea areas, or even in some instances in the hallways with a rounders bat in one hand and a fiver in the other, stopping team captains on the way in to games begging to be allowed to join their team.

One example of a rounders slaaaag is Natalie Edwards who will turn up out of the blue at any given location, and try to blag herself into a game. Nat - you are a true rounder slaaaag.
She's playing for another team? She is a rounders slag
by Rounders_observer February 29, 2024
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Rounders slag

The term 'Rounders slag', or better still 'Rounders slaaaag' is synonymous with someone who touts their wares across the whole South Wales Myrounders network looking for another team to play for, even though they already play for multiple teams.

Such rounders slaaaags can often be found hanging around outside sports halls in the Port Talbot, Neath, Llanelli or Swansea areas, or even in some instances in the hallways with a rounders bat in one hand and a fiver in the other, stopping team captains on the way in to games begging to be allowed to join their team.

One example of a rounders slaaaag is Natalie Edwards who will turn up out of the blue at any given location, and try to blag herself into a game. Nat - you are a true rounder slaaaag.
Look at her playing rounders for teams in every different league. She is definitely a rounders slag
by Rounders_observer March 22, 2024
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