Serrt

Depraved. A state of perversion.

"Omg, that girl is so serrt. She keeps trying to get me to assmouth her."

by Uma345 March 5, 2010

Skritched

Grabbing on to a moving vehicle whilst riding a bicycle in order to propel yourself forward.

I skritched a ride down 4th avenue yesterday.

by skrider February 27, 2011

skritt

someone who affects everyone and everything around them needlessly only so the individual can gain something

two people are attempting to make up after a break-up, the skritt will purposely attempt to keep the two separated if she/he will gain something.

by useyourmojo May 14, 2011

Skirt stache

A skirt so short that you can see a woman doesn't wax her pubic

That hooch with the short skirt has a skirt stache

by Skirtchase July 6, 2011

skritchity

Adjective: describes a type of person who appears untrustworthy or sketchy, and will quickly encroach physically on your personal space whenever you are not looking at them directly.

Note: Usually best dealt with by putting as much space as possible between you and this person(s) immediately.

Sometimes you will need to use a long, very hard and intimidating stare to shame them into backing off. This is what you can do if you are not able to leave the vicinity immediately, for example you are in line at the grocery store.

"Whoah, did you see that skritchity dude behind me in line? I thought he was going to grab my money right out of my hand right there in the store!"

by TodaysPseudonym December 27, 2011

Skirts per step

A measurement ratio of pretty girls in skirts per distance travelled, ie while walking out at lunchtime.

Wow, what a wonderful spring day. Definitely a high skirts per step ratio.

by DCLacoste September 19, 2012

skrat

A type of creature that is most active and prolific during the summer months. It spends its winter life dormant into basement apartments where it disrupts its owner with daily nuisances such as; killing goldfish and making nests. Dirty fowl creature that makes very loud noises at any point of the day. These vocalizations can often be repetitive and cause migraines after a long night of hitting the york. Fortunately the last skrat has been spayed and there will no longer be any descendants terrorizing the meadow vole and grackle populations in Ontario.

Can also be used as a verb.

"Skraaaaat atat, stop opening doors"
"Skrat, your scheming level must drop before I pellet gun you"
"Skrat, stop bringing in meadow voles to our basement!"

"Stop skrating like a lindzoid

by Pete Bass, A Nutt April 2, 2014