simon

Simon is a common slang term in Kent England for someone who is annoying and cocky. Someone who is not well liked and needs a slap. Other words for Simon are Cunt, bell end and fucktard

That guy is such a massive Simon. I can't stand him

by smallwillybilly December 22, 2015

SIMONAS

A verb for receiving an abortion

Mom: Did you Simonas

Not mom now:Yes

by CasLover June 1, 2019

Simonne

This word means to look from a throne onto subjects, so in other words being Queen.

Today Simonne wanted a drink so her royal subjects gave her freshly made lemonade.

by ilovmonnie March 3, 2009

Simonne

May not believe that they're beautiful, but they truly are. Musical, Talented, Overall wonderful. Fun to be around

"Damn, she's so perfect"
"I know, she's such a simonne"

by schme March 23, 2013

Simon

a sexy beast? no As we call him the reject to socity when he was born he came out with a vigina but as he hit 13 so became the hidden 1inch penis not knowing what to do he asked a few gay men and they showed the him the RIGHT way he loves so eat giant black dicks and the most akward penis ever his many genecti diseses and loves young fat men biggest recored 17inch dildo depp throat WILL DO ANYTHING FOR DONUTS *MEN ONLY OFFER

simon WILL DO ANYTHING FOR DONUTS *MEN ONLY OFFER

by mother97897696786 January 4, 2012

Simon

Simon's are usually mad gamers and are often found gaming furiously late in to the night.

Simon! Please get off that computer and go to bed.

by keepingitreal123 October 16, 2018

Simon

That guy who gets made fun of for a big mole on his cheek. He is a suave boy and trys to fit in with the big cunts. He is the superior to any blake in the world.

Oh shit Blake run, Simon is here to bust your balls.

by Professor Suave August 8, 2019