accidental shits

Where something happens out of someone's control. Cross between 'accidents happen' and 'shit happens'. NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH AN UNEXPECTED SHIT OUT OF ONES RECTUM.

Someone broke a glass..."oh well it's accidental shits".

by Oops I did it again2 May 6, 2018

2 shits in the night

When two people can't get a hold of each other

I can't get a hold of Raoul. Its been like 2 shits in the night.

by jman1212 December 20, 2018

Kanky shets

best people in the entire worlD literally THE FUNNIEST HOES EVER
- speaks memes
-are somewhat asian
-kanky
-holy water asap

"I love my kanky shets"

by jolyenbirbcultleader January 13, 2019

Like shits on a stick

The phrase “like shits on a stick” is to be used when there is an awkward silence in a conversation.

*the convention ends*
*awkward silences*
Jim: like shits on a stick
Bob: *questions his existence*

by Fredricisthebest56 January 26, 2019

Braxton shits

Like when a pregnant women had "fake" " braxton hicks" contractions near her due date. Braxton shits is the cramps you get When the turd is on its way

Mate!! Why you stopped?? We gonna miss the bus!!!

"Braxton shits mate"

*stands upright, clenching buttocks for a min*

"Done! Let's go!!"

by Le on December 13, 2019

Ditch Shits

Emergency road side diarrhea without toilet paper

I was travelling home and I couldn't make it to the washroom, I needed to make ditch shits.

by sarcastabytch January 1, 2020

Windows Shitsa

See shit.

It's not Windows Vista, it's Windows Shitsa!

by ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (._.) May 11, 2020