to shrimp 

verb meaning to lay down in a position where put your head as close to your torso as possible, meanwhile your legs are joined and stretched and arms are holding your knees from behind. this position resembles the shape of a shrimp. cats are particularly good at shrimping.

bro i wish to shrimp as hard as my cat can
my back hurts from yesterday's shrimping session

to shrimp by kajulindA January 18, 2021

Pistol Shrimp 

A Pistol Shrimp is a shrimp that lives in both freshwater and saltwater.

When the bubble made by the Pistol Shrimp's snapping pops it can emit sounds up to 218 decibels and can reach temperatures nearly as hot as the sun.

Pistol Shrimp are organic guns.

Pistol Shrimp by NS1762 January 24, 2021

Jumbo Shrimp 

Used for silencing goofy people by shoving a pair up their nostrils. Can be tipped with hot sauce to potentially clear the sinuses and provide a smoking buzz.

Colin: "Yoo you guys want some Chocolate Pudding Lemon Nerds?"
Chris: "Yo Nick, get the fucking Jumbo Shrimp. This dude Colin needs to be silenced now."
Nick: "You want the hot sauce too?"
Chris: " Yeah this dude definitely needs it."

Jumbo Shrimp by SirGrammarNazii February 10, 2021

Land shrimp 

odd people call crickets land shrimp

Bob: Look at the crickets!
Billy: Im afraid of crickets, I call them land shrimp so they're less scary.

Land shrimp by ...Nugget... May 28, 2021

Sloppy Shrimp

The male genitalia in a flaccid post coital withdrawal.

I was done so I whipped out the sloppy shrimp and went off to find a snack.

Sloppy Shrimp by MasterData November 11, 2021

Chicago Shrimp 

When you go out to eat at a seafood place that is located in a landlocked salt water location.

As your friend is hugging the porcupine toilet, “And that’s why we don’t eat the Chicago Shrimp”

Chicago Shrimp by Pkangas91 January 1, 2022

Unshaven Shrimp Hole

A poorly maintained, likely has an odor, unwashed snatch. Used as a slanderous term against another man in an internet fight.

Watch out, or else I'll be coming for your girls Unshaven Shrimp Hole.

Unshaven Shrimp Hole by Loselfuego February 24, 2022