ikea shelf builder

Some dude who is bi with no game whatsoever but becomes infatuated with some chick who is already taken ( in a relationship or Married) but tries to play it off like he’s the “Gay Friend” and harmless. Dudes a looser and just acting to be always there as a shoulder to cry on, etc. so he can be in her ear like... you should leave him.

Her: Omg!? I just got in a fight with Brandon (boyfriend) He’s such a dick. I’m going to hang out with Chris at the mall.

Her friend: stop hanging with that dude he’s such an ikea shelf builder, plus isn’t he gay?! Why is he so infatuated with you?

by Strive30005 September 20, 2017

Top Shelf

Slang reference to anal sex

I bought my wife a jeep so later that night I bent her over the bed and told her it’s Time for top shelf

by Nasty Neighbors June 10, 2018

Mom shelf

The flap of skin and/or fat on the lower abdomen that is made more prominent by a c-section scar; section of skin that is removed during a tummy tuck

Ugh, I can’t wear that dress you can totally see my mom shelf.

by The original flufferbutter June 17, 2018

mama shof

One who mothers nations! Her love is unconditional. She is everyone's ma, and everyone knows it. The person people go to when in need.

She is everyones mama shof.

by Shof July 19, 2018

sugar shelf

The area around someone’s neck, below the collar bone area but above the chest. Often popular with most foreplay scenarios.

“I was hookin up with this girl from the county fair last night and when it got frisky I realized her sugar shelf smelled like mustard”

by Onebigtooth July 16, 2019

hobo shelf

The crook in your wrist made when you flex your thumb. It allows for a secure place for crack-heads and whack ass bitches to do a line on the fly.

Ellee: Aye you want a line?
Richard: Yeah but I'm not doing one of your crusty butt cheeks, I just take it off the hobo shelf.

by Couldn't Think of a Pseudonym February 24, 2020

Splooge shelf

A term that refers either to the chest area (“top shelf”) or the lower back area (“bottom shelf”) upon which a man ejaculates after sex

“She’s got a butterfly tattoo on her splooge shelf.”
“I came all over his splooge shelf.”

by jlsoleil October 16, 2020