Caddy Shacking

When you dress up like a golfer and have "golf themed" anal sex while watching golf on television.

If your lover, mistress, partner, or friend is an avid fan of the sport of golf it is suggested that you incorporate Caddy Shacking into the act of watching golf on television. Caddy Shacking is an anal sex party game, where you must announce the events that are occurring on TV while having anal sex.

Recipient: I need to pull the pin (butt-plug) out before you try to sink the putt.
Giver: I need to line up this putt so I can get a good, long, and a solid stroke.

by Cocktavious Vagsquirten October 16, 2011

Wichita husband shanking

The result of a good husband going to work and listening to some friends talk shit all night and then coming home and reciting that shit.

A husband that works at Sears with R.C. and Dave comes home reciting all the shit that they have put into his head. His wife decided to give him the Wichita husband shanking.

by AnglAnnie February 17, 2008

Sharking

When your hand or hands are put together and inserted to another persons anus without warning. Diffrent type's of sharks are hammerhead (full fist) and firemans hose (1 finger)

If anyone sharks me again today theyre getting a box in the jaw, fucking hate sharking

by Aran Funk May 9, 2007

Sharking

When a puppy or dog consistently bites or chews objects or human extremeties, often to the annoyance of the dog's owner. Usually a result of a young pup who is teething.

"Spike" is always sharking my fingers!
Hey Spot! Stop sharking!
biting

by Uncle Litzy May 20, 2010

shanking

Screwing. Comes from the fact a pecker is a shank.

I was shanking that babe I met in a bar the other night.

by Tom LaBelle September 15, 2004

sharking

The act of nibbling or chewing on a person's (girl's) nipples or breasts. It can also be used to descrive such an act occuring in other area.

Often refered to in 1970's sex ed. books as the next dangerous step after "heavy petting" when making out.

"It was all good until I started sharking her and she got all 'Ow! Ow! your hurting me!' and stuff..."

by Alex January 21, 2004

Shardin

The act of defecation by a Deep Sea Diver no less than 15 minutes prior to Sup checks before entering a Hyperbaric Chamber or conducting diving operations. To prevent contamination and discomfort to others inside an enclosed space with foul human bodily fluids, fumes and major shits (I.e farts/gas/bubbleguts)

Doc forgot to take a shardin and 30 minutes into the dive he had to go while two other divers where in the chamber.

You better take your Shardin!!

Yo, you shardin yet?

Deep sea diver hdnd

by KDSA November 6, 2015