Blargle Shark

Blargle in this sense is pretty much a synonym for bullshit. The Blargle Shark is the source of all bullshit. Also used as a phrase to call BS.

"Dude, I just saw a UFO!"

"Blargle Shark, dude. There's no such thing."

by Bowoneshi May 15, 2010

Shark Method

The Shark Method is a very well known tactic/mental exercise that uses visual projection to help an athlete maintain a specific strength element, most commonly used in Calisthenics.

Invented by levente_sw aka frontlevermain

The reason he won the max hold front lever challenge is because he used the Shark Method.

by frontlevermain September 11, 2023

Butt shark

A mini shark that lives in the river and nibbles on your butt

“Don’t stay in the water too long, a butt shark will come and nip your tooshy”

by Chika19 February 28, 2019

shark smoothing

When you act like an idiot and somebody gets irrationally angry about it. The more irrationally angry, the smoother the shark.

For instance:
Man 1: "2+2 = 5"
Man 2: "You are such a fucking moron, you absolute buffoon. How can you be such an idiotic dumbass? What a fool you must be. I feel ashamed even reading this absolute failure of "math" you've disgraced this planet with. Go to hell"

Dude, shark smoothing is so fun! I shark smoothed a guy yesterday so hard his eyes were red from the frustration, and he was drenched in sweat.

by Maximus78675 May 7, 2021

Shark Special

When a male performs cunnilingus on a female during her period.

Baby I'm about to give you the Shark Special on your Shark Week.

by JENnaySayQWA April 1, 2015

shark thumb

Shark Thumb.
The sexual act of placing you little finger (pinky) inside your partners anus (butt), while keeping all other fingers tucked in except the thumb that will stand proud and looks like a shark fin just slightly cresting the bottom of your partners posterior (butt) as they lay on their front.

During foreplay Sam Shark Thumb'ed meredith last night, meredith giggled as she looked over her shoulder and saw the shark fin (Sam's thumb).

by Samqwell December 30, 2019

Shark gang

A group of people assembled duemail to their loneliness and the lack of people who care about them

Nobody:
Shark gang: *lonely noises*

by Holy trinity-MC_Assassin_300 June 9, 2019