Perhaps one of the worst sounding things ever discovered by humanity. Rumour has it that it can't be used without echoing everyone's voice at least 5 times and that several people have suffered PTSD from it.
by The_Discord_Gang July 09, 2021
When a fine gentleman takes a lady by the breasts, coats them in beach sand and makes crab like gestures towards her nipple area.
by Sandycrabcakes-r-us April 17, 2016
When you're fingering a girl at the beach and your hand is wet so you stick it in the sand and put it back inside her
by Islamicllamas December 17, 2015
A Sandy Franklin is a phrase used to describe the act of having sex doggy style, on the beach, while one of the participants is flying a kite. In order to be considered a genuine Sandy Franklin, all 3 conditions must be met, and the kite must remain airborne throughout the entire act.
You: I was flying a kite on the beach in Ocean City when I met a handsome man and we hit it off right away. He bent me over against a lifeguard stand and had sex with me. The kite stayed in the air the whole time!
Your friend: That's a Sandy Franklin.
Your friend: That's a Sandy Franklin.
by Shmessica Shmarman July 14, 2024
To have sand resting in ones pubic hair or on the pubic mound, making any activity extremely uncomfortable.
by i fuckar tu madre August 08, 2011
When two dudes are blowing each other, but the pain from thier beards causes chafing that ends both erections.
by ZuccheroMorte July 10, 2018
When two or more individuals meet, more commonly at a nudist beach and engage in mutual (giving and receiving) maturbation on the beach.
Today I went to the nudist beach and this guy next to me had a really nice boner, he was looking at me...I was looking at his boner and then one this led to antoher and we had a "mutual sandy handy".
by Rubie Alice March 25, 2019