redneck phone

Half of a mud covered flip phone.

that phone is as good as a redneck phone

by Mejjk June 24, 2017

redneck mimosa

A bud lite with and orange slice

“Can I get a redneck mimosa?”

by Hammer_tango May 22, 2018

redneck layaway

The act of storing or hiding an item at a store that you can’t afford at the moment so that you can come back and purchase them later.

Person 1: “That things pretty expensive. You sure you want to buy it right now?”

Person 2: “Nah, I’ll just do a redneck layaway.”

by AndyJaeven May 28, 2018

Redneck VCR

When someone uses a camera to film or photograph another screen instead of transferring the image properly. E.g. using a phone to film the TV, or to take photos of photos displayed on another phone. Usually done by people without the knowledge of how to transfer files.

Mate- that vid looks shit- did you Redneck VCR that?

Good job dumbass- why didn’t you use air-drop instead of Redneck VCR?

by Rastas Watermelon June 8, 2018

Redneck Protein Shake

A concoction most commonly created by crushing Cheetos into a fine powder and proceeding to mix with Mountain Dew until evenly blended.

"Jim Bob said he always drinks a redneck protein shake before sex because it gives him the stamina he needs to fuck both his sister AND his cousin in the same day"

"I like to drink a redneck protein shake while NASCAR is on. It gives me the energy I need to beat my wife when Clint Bowyer loses."

by XxICEBULL3TxX November 5, 2019

Redneck wrestling match

Makeing a makeshift wrestling area by pulling all the mattresses of the beds in a cabin.

Isaac:"Where did you get that bruise?"
Luke:"I was in a Redneck wrestling match!"

by TOMDARAK May 4, 2020

Redneck Canada

It’s literally just Alaska

“Hey I heard John lives in Redneck Canada now.”
“You mean Alaska?”

by Luck7_mushroom September 26, 2020