random

a code word used by dumbass teens to say that they are naturally high, or on crack

(kid is at a party and says sumthing really dumb and simple then Says: "i am sooo random man"

by Dame Dame February 26, 2008

Randomer

Randomer When you get a random bonor. A combination of the two words.

In class when you get one yell RANDOMER. noone will know what you mean. laughs assured.

by Jmaxtothemax February 21, 2011

random

California Circa 1980. The first part is rising an the second syllable is falling, similar to how homosexuals say "fabulous."
Used in conversation after someone says something that is a non sequitur or has no bearing on the conversation at hand, and is thus completely random.

"I want to go get pizza at Frantone's"

"Frantone's was first built in 1967 by Antoine Frantonne. He changed the name in 1982 and started serving pizza."

"Okay: RAN-dom"

by Darius Sunofovich December 31, 2004

random

Something irrelevant. Randomness or surrealness can be humurous. Some beleive using "random" words such as CHEESE or CHOCOLATE MILK is funny.

not random: flying sandwiches!!!!!
random: a boy in orange suspenders marches up to you at lunch, grabs a hostess cupcake from his tray and mashes it in his eye.

by four, five August 28, 2008

Random

A word that is heavily misused. A kind of humor that CAN be good, but can also be heavily, heavily annoying.

Ex 1. Eariler today me and my friend were walking, I saw a bird. IN the middle of my sentance, I chased after said bird, then when it flew away, I dropped to the ground screaming "NOOOOO!!!"=Funny.
Ex 2.
Person "OMG FREAKING CHESSSEEE!!!"
Friend of said person: "HAHAHA UR SO FREAKING RANDOM!"
Me: ".....Um excuse me? Was that an insult?"

by BEEEEEEPPPPP! March 20, 2009

RandomOck

A white suberbanite household cat that masturbates in my mayonase while im in the living room eating peanut butter with a knife.

It randomock'd in my mayo again :(

by NrK October 24, 2003

Random shitty

A term used in some online games to describe a terrible player in the game, where other words simply do not work. Shittie randoms are often newbies to the game, and ruin it by acting like three-year -olds.

Lindlar: It took that kid four pistol clips to hit me once.

Jonathan: What a random shitty. He needs to get good.

by Jonathan.nathanoj May 19, 2009