football queef

when mike is playing football he gets tackled, his legs go out and he makes a wet fart noise

aww did you see that wicked football queef by mike

by bobby o bobby September 25, 2009

Queef

a vart, another name for Dr. Phil

1. What that hooker does after she has a client
2. Dr. Phil

by blah January 5, 2004

queef

A queef is a vaginal expulsion of gas,
m'kay?

by Mr. Mackey from South Park April 23, 2003

queefbian

a queefbian is a lesbian that enjoys queefing to much and does it a lot making herself do it.

What a fucking little queefbian, she loves quefing way to much!

by skiersam10 January 27, 2008

queef

pussy fart or anyone named keith

"Damn Queef you stink"!

by harry jonson August 3, 2010

queed

someone who sniffs their own (or other peoples') farts

dan:"BRRRRRHHAP!" *inhales deeply*

mike: "dude ur such a queed!!!!"

by weenie hut jr December 1, 2010

Ass queef

when a girl tries to blame a fart during sex as a queef usually to no avail because of the smell

what was that
just a queef keep going
since when have your queefs smelt like ass and muffins I'm calling Ass queef! (leave room)
Awww i wasnt finished. Where's that Carrot

by watthefrukbitch May 2, 2009