vampire potato

They eat people that don't like potatos

My friend was eaten by a vampire potato

by Hajajan April 13, 2016

vanilla potato

A grown-ass white man who uses puns way too often, is a proud to be a momma's boy, and is usually named Michael.

"Hey girl! How was your date with Tinder Mike?"
Mia rolled her eyes and replied, "Ugh, he was such a vanilla potato".

by Anewmia June 15, 2019

Hoe potato

A hoe that moves quickly from one partner to another in a small circle of friends.

"damn, she sleept with Joe yesterday and now she's leaving with his best friend?! She a hoe potato!"

by Miss_einna April 28, 2019

potato time

when its time for potatoes

yay it's potato time

by bobby b water truck May 8, 2019

strain the potatoes

to urinate

My bladder is bursting, I have to strain the potatoes

by Banana Bender 63 April 23, 2018

Potato tank

Good cult

This is good cult potato tank

by Dr disease January 22, 2020

Salty potato

This is Joey Essex’s way of telling a woman she is a peng sort. Quite an intelligent intellectual if you ask me.

She’s one salty potato.

by Whatsuppal January 26, 2020