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postapocalypse

When the LMS God devours the news feed.
"Fuck. Time to LMS! Eric's starting to Postapocalypse again."
by Lms God September 2, 2019
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postability

How easy and enjoyable a specific post is.

Portability is based off the physical location and the situation which you are in at the time you post.
Logan’s room is very postable. Postability:10/10
by lilmanjo November 17, 2019
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postabeen

Supposed to have been” also, something that should have been done.
You’re late, you were postabeen here 30 minutes ago!
by Trina29 February 10, 2021
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Postal

The description of somebody who possesses murderous, insane or disturbingly violent acts that they want to commit on others around them. This could be the cause of being bored with life and hating it or having mental disorders.

It's also the name for a cool game by Running With Scissors.
Joel: "Hey, did you see that guy on the news that slaughtered all his co-worker's at the Postal Service?
Sally: "Yeah, nutcase probably went postal working there."
by Stealy Wheely Man August 16, 2021
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Postal

A short period of time in which a person goes into a violet rage, usually hurting or harming others.

This word is in reference to the infamous Postal 2 game made by Running with Scissors, where the game was criticized for its violence and the ability to let the player kill civilians with a multitude of weapons.
You shouldn't anger Sylas anymore, or he might go postal on you.
by Crohns disease gaming January 4, 2022
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Postapartlessness

Relating to or denoting a state that occurs after an entity is separated or split after being in a previous state where the aforementioned entity was always whole.
1.
- Dr. Buttons, we call you in regards to the surgery you conducted on the now formerly-conjoined twins. How are they dealing with their separation?

- Physically they are stable and there have been no post-surgical complications, though they do seem to still struggle with adapting to their postapartlessness.

2.
"The tragedy of man - a soul suffering from the unforeseen postapartlessness" was written on the cover of the Improvised Thinker magazine.
by smartonion January 7, 2022
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Postage Stamp

The act of jizzing on a piece of toilet paper and stamping it onto the wall of the restroom or stall.
I postage stamped the lobby bathroom of the hotel
by anonymous March 31, 2022
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