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Paternal pompador

A male sperm donor who likes to call himself daddy but refuses to perform duties that come with being a father; often times having multiple children and not talking care of any of them. This particular father is a whole lot of "fluff" in terms of parenting but not much else, thus making him similar to the hairstyle pompador.
My coworker is such a paternal pompador. He's got 5 kids and I'd be shocked if he can tell you any of their names.
by MalignantOath May 21, 2016
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Paternal pompador

A male sperm donor who likes to call himself daddy but refuses to perform duties that come with being a father; often times having multiple children and not talking care of any of them. This particular father is a whole lot of "fluff" in terms of parenting but not much else, thus making him similar to the hairstyle pompador.
My coworker is such a paternal pompador. He's got 5 kids and I'd be shocked if he can tell you any of their names.
by MalignantOath May 21, 2016
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Paternal pompador

A male sperm donor who likes to call himself daddy but refuses to perform duties that come with being a father; often times having multiple children and not talking care of any of them. This particular father is a whole lot of "fluff" in terms of parenting but not much else, thus making him similar to the hairstyle pompador.
My coworker is such a paternal pompador. He's got 5 kids and I'd be shocked if he can tell you any of their names.
by MalignantOath May 21, 2016
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Nickel Pumped

Something a chubby idiot calls herself
“ hey I think my stupid name Nickel Pumped is clever. “
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floopy pooped

Being tired, and frustrated
Me: “ Man, I’m super floopy pooped.”

Boyfriend: “ please explain.”

Me: “im going to bed
by Aesthetic Pickle November 28, 2017
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Popping a cheese ball into your lovers hole.
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i pooped

when someone and their friend our out of jokes they will say "i pooped"
freind 1: *sighs*
friend 2: "hey guess what"
friend 1: "whats up?'
friend 2 "i pooped"
friend 1: hahaha
by uhohstinkypoop October 16, 2019
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