Polish Sunrise

The definition of the Polish Sunrise is the following:

1 Gallon of Sunny Delight
- Flavor of Choice will do

1/4 of Absolut Vodka

1/4 of Jose Cuervo Tequilla

Shake well and Enjoy

No need for examples...just please be of Legal Age if you plan to make Polish Sunrise

by PtrkG83 November 22, 2011

polish sausage

An offensive name for someone of polish decent. commenly used for a man

Your accent makes you sound like a polish sausage

by lokiu April 27, 2009

polish Excalibur

just another way for a guy to say jacking off.

Oh, hey I was just polishing excalibur.

How many times must you polish Excalibur? Dude you need to get laid.

by leximagoo January 5, 2008

Polish Handshake

When you have your hand on your erect penis and another guy moves your hand in such a way that it is similar to receiving a hand job, but not as gay.

Dude can I give you a Polish Handshake, no homo.

by johnnyboy1122334455 September 1, 2012

Polish Nightmare

Primarily used in the Jewish Concentration Camps of World War II. It involves a small under-fed child and 10-12 burly Nazi guards. The boy is thrown onto the ground and every conceivable hole on his small, frail body is bored out. The child is usually left as a bloody semen-filled sack of meat after this lewd act.

Did you hear about Eli Wiesel?
No...What about him?
During his days as a young Jew, he received a Polish Nightmare from the SS. He was never the same again

by Mike Bridges February 10, 2008

polish the turdspear

To apply lube to the penis prior to anal sex.

"Yeah, she totally wanted it in the ass like right then, but I had to polish the turdspear first."

by matt12133 March 29, 2008

polish oysters

popcorn, specifically that served at a large party with polish shrimp (corn twisters)

We were strapped for cash, so we offered our guests polish shrimp and polish oysters

by offensive otis December 11, 2009