cotton patch

A hairstyle, usually adopted by elderly white women. A curly, big, fluffy, white, round ball of hair on one's head. Similar to an afro.

The hairstyle is a "cotton patch" when such "ball of hair" is so big that when you're driving behind the person in your car, you can't see around her hair.

Driver: *tries to see through the windshield of the car in front* "Man, that woman's got some big hair."

Me: "OMG, that woman's got a HUGE cotton patch!"

All: LOL

by HexMaster August 16, 2007

bicatine patch

Bicatine is derived from the word bicky + nicotine. Bicky is derived from the popular term disco biscuit another term for the party drug ectasy.

Jake get your bicatine patch on.

by Beau Hooper April 29, 2008

Patches o'houlihan

A bald bitch that is bald not on purpose but by accident.

Gotdamn look at that Patches O'Houlihan ass bitch, she got no hangtime.

by HitsCripWALK January 20, 2013

SACy patch

to bind ones testicles in a sandwich bag full of feces, while your partner nibbles on them, during two finger sphincter stimulation.

"man my balls are sore from that sacy patch last night"!
" Yeah and i bet they still stink too"!

by miimo October 29, 2006

snatch patch

The female version of "cock block". See cock block.

Ol' girl was being a snatch patch when she kept talking to my boy.

by Don't Be A Snatch Patch February 8, 2004

Wet Patch

An artist run initiative, where the artists often work on the spot or in an impromptu gallery/non gallery space making art accessible to a wider/more varied audience.

The first was in 2004 by Marcela Ordonez and Mark Shorter, with Marcela co-ordinating further Wet Patches.

The most recent is Doodles and Noodles, held in Newtown, NSW, 2011.

"Careful there's a Wet Patch..."
"Are you going to sign up for Wet Patch? There's a Doodles and Noodles show happening!"

by Frillyfanae July 30, 2011

soul patch

n. The beautiful garden of man-hair below my disgustingly wet lower lip.

Hey man, check out my luxurious soul patch.

by ShareefT February 6, 2007