pipe yourself

A suggestion that you go and play with something phallic, in your own time and according to your own wonts. The 'pipe' of 'pipe yourself' has a wide range of connotations, from a tie to the french 'pipe' one might faire, to the lead pipe in Cluedo and its implied physical threat.

A: "Shall we watch 'Doctors'?"

B: "Go pipe yourself"

by MC O'VERY SKILLZ June 18, 2011

Pipe Critter

The nasty side effect of sleeping around. Pipe critters is another way of saying "Crabs" but in a more family friendly way.

Pipe Critters are itch, uncomfortable and can be seen swinging from pipe to pipe in an uncontrolled environment.

Pipe critters are largely believed to have originated at a party thrown in honor of Hollywood's favorite widow, Courtney Love.

Dang it Bob, These here pipe critters are on the move again!

by Crunts January 14, 2010

pipe wet

The term used when one is getting their "pipe" (penis) "wet" (blowed). Usually used in public. Another term for a blowjob.

Yo did you get your pipe wet?

by The Sexmasta June 14, 2011

Steel Pipes

An aggresive, irratible and unkind indivual.

A real son of a bitch. (see asshole)

1.Steel Pipes made out with Dan's girlfiriend right in front of Dan.

2.Steel Pipes just walked into Sean's house, made him self a bowl of cereal, told Sean's mom to go to hell and then just walked out the door flipping everyone off on his way out.

by Mike April 15, 2004

Pipe gravy

pipe refers to penis and the "gravy" is the stuff that comes out, or semen

"That chick's has such a stinky fish taco, I had to load it up with pipe gravy just so i could eat it!"

by r-dog September 22, 2006

crack pipe

A small brass adapter {resembling a smoking device} used by Time Trial Cyclist and Triathletes to connect their pump head to their valve stem. Used for inflating disk wheels.

When it came time to prep for the race I had to borrow my neighbor's crack pipe, having lost mine.

by sideshow bub December 13, 2008

pipe dick

A condition to which the penis either can not sustain an erection for more then a minute or get one at all, induced by smoking to much on a glass pipe.

The other night my man was so high he got a bad case of pipe dick, we tried for hours but just couldn't get it happening, I was so upset!

by Die Jalony February 20, 2015