ping-pong championship

A term referring to marathon gay sex in which intercourse is so intense that balls slap back and forth between the partners like ping-pong balls and paddles.
"You shouldn't go over there right now, the newlyweds are back at it again with the marathon sex."
"A ping-pong championship? Again? They're ridiculous."
by lightgreysneakers March 16, 2021
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Ping pong driver

On the freeway, someone who is traveling faster than the speed of traffic, cutting closely in and out and changing lanes without using their turn signal.
That ping pong driver in the black SUV is going to get in an accident!
by namelessfreewaydriver September 29, 2023
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PING ROACH

Ping roach is that person that's always hanging around game rooms, some oven live there, that bring nothing but their dirty asses and STDs with them.

True to roach form they come in droves. It starts with one then when that one is accepted for being socially equal to a cockroach and its not seeming so pathetic. The rest of the pinging community slowly begins to turn into a giant filthy bunch of roaches that mostly rely on the women to prostitute themselves to support their drug and ping habit. They'll pool their money together so every three days they can get an hourly for an hour and take turns in the shower until it's time.
Say man I was at the game room and there was this little blonde with big tits wearing a dress with her face all picked to shit but God damn I wanted to fuck.

Man your trying that's megan the ping roach. You wanna fuck her get in line with the other 30 roaches she resides with and hope you get your turn before the hour is up.
by Scrilla Don't Lie October 16, 2019
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ping pong duvet

Ballsack, or the protect skin cover around the testicles
Man my ping pong duvet is itchy as shit
by ChungledownBim January 06, 2024
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Burst ping

When someone on discord pings you 3 times in a row.
by largenumba6 September 21, 2020
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Ping pong puppy

The type of unattractive girl that will drop her knickers at the first sign of male attention and then will run round after them like an excited puppy. Only to run after another guy as soon as they think they can get an advantage from it. Only to go back to the original guy if the second one doesn’t pan out for them.

The cycle then repeats ad infinitam.
“I see Shelley isn’t sniffing around the new manager anymore”
“No, she still think’s Kieran is gonna leave his wife”
“She’s such a ping pong puppy
by Interested observer November 01, 2023
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ping pong tableing

to see something that has a free sign on it on the side of the road and drag it all the way back to your house
you see a free couch of the side of the road and you drag it back to your house:::that is ping pong tableing

"oh man i just ping pong tabled a desk a mile across town to my house"
by ilikecheezandpie July 01, 2009
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