Patronely

Someone who goes to a club and buys a bottle of tequila to make friends but ends up drinking on their own.

That guy bought two bottles and is still Patronely

by elputoamo March 16, 2015

Patronous

The only known defense against dementors. Patronouses take the form of an animal.

Your patronous is a Capuchin Monkey.

by HeavyClawRptor September 21, 2017

Patroon

(verb) to meander around a designated grounds or estate, especially your own, appreciating and acutely observing as a means of passing time or relieving stress.

The Admiral used to pass the time and decompress by patrooning around the yard picking weeds.

by TheCoach98 April 8, 2020

Pathological Liar

Pathological Liars are people who can't stop lying.

ainsley: I'm going out with Bonzi
8 hours later...
Poseidon: you're going out with ainsley?
ainsley: I never said that?
Poseidon: you're acting like a pathological liar, ainsley.

by dog of wisdom October 8, 2020

Patrali

The name Patrali means leaves. The person with this name has a free spirit. Loves adventure and excitement . He/she has a gregarious personality, versatile nature but can be emotionally unstable.
The person has a philosophical thought. They are a born peace maker. They are always a fun loving person and their vibration is full of life.

Her name is Patrali. She is such a positive and funny personality.

by Beeee. October 11, 2020

Payroll Pig

A payroll pig is someone who was recently arrested but now works for the authorities to lessin or diminish charges.

"Whatever you do, don't serve them because they're the newest payroll pig!"

by 👑KZB🧟‍♂️ February 12, 2021

Parole

The safe word in pirate sex.

Oh parole, parole your cutlets is digging into my treasure chest.

by ThoseGuysWithYourMom May 4, 2022