packing shit

Constipation as a result of severe terror or panic.

in the Movies:
MAX - His hand moved! His goddamn hand twitched!
VINCENT - It's a spasm! Jesus, don't be such a girl...

Viewer - Max must be packing shit, dude.

by Kirkface September 25, 2005

Jesus-packing

one who packs jesus in the ass

go to church u fucking jesus packer!

by satanic and loving it January 21, 2003

Planking

n Planking

Verb: The art of actively lying down.
The objective of the perfect plank is to have a dead straight body, arms by side, palms facing inwards, toes down or pointed - to mimic a plank of wood.
*Variations are the vertical plank, the inverted plank, the hanging plank, multiple ply plank and many more.

that plank is awesome, it gave me wood

his legs and arms weren't straight, that plank was gammin

dude, what on the hell are you doing? just a bit of planking, care to join me?

by Brisbane Planking Accosiation June 7, 2011

packing

Well endowed.

Wow, that chick is packing major sweater meat!

by TandA February 21, 2003

parking nazis

(noun) People dressed in brown uniforms that patrol the parking lots at the University of Oklahoma.

Damn, I can't park here in front of my dorm, as the parking nazi will get me. I have to park 2 miles away!

by zmurf April 23, 2003

pankins

A light or gentle spanking

My cat tried to bite me, so I gave him pankins. That was definitely not grenades

by SammyJ. April 20, 2005

Water Packing

The act of putting your bare asshole up to the water jets of a hot tub and allowing the jets to shoot up your ass. You will then have the shits for the next week. (If you did it right)

Kyle: Hey, dude, I got the shits!
Ted: Why man?
Kyle: I think it's 'cause I water packed last night.
Ted: Whoa man.
Kyle: Yeah.
Ted: Now I'm gonna go water packing.
Kyle: Awesome!

by Mark Merno August 6, 2011