strain the potatoes

to urinate

My bladder is bursting, I have to strain the potatoes

by Banana Bender 63 April 23, 2018

couple potatoes

When you give something a few minutes or seconds. Used to describe an unexact time.

Hey Lin, I'm gonna be a couple potatoes late to work today.

by Potatoe tomatoe June 11, 2017

potato bagging

male version of camel toe

That dude is totally potato bagging, he needs to get some pants that fit!

by Johnxt1 October 9, 2015

Flom potato

Meaning a fat and lazy person

“Do you see her over there on the sofa with the chocolate? She’s a flom potato!”

by 87bin December 22, 2021

vaginal potato

Starch you use when you are lonely.

Jane put a vaginal potato in her pussy.

by The Zaisian May 15, 2015

lazy potato

someone who has no life and sits on the couch and looks resembles a potato

person one:"wow is that a potato!"
person two:"no its just jim he hasn't gone outside in a month"
jim:"hey do you two mind handing me the chips over there i would but its to far"
jim's mom:"YOUR 22 GO GET A LIFE JIM! AND STOP BEING A LAZY POTATO"

by da cancer of life January 26, 2018

Potato Regime

Coined by Salty Cracker to refer to Joe bidens so called "presidency" we all know Kamala is the real one pulling strings.

Joe Biden Rejected a Pipeline, what a potato regime.

by SomeRetard101 January 25, 2021