poo pusher

a homosexual. To push poo in a males asshole with ones penis.

Mikey's gay...Hes a poo pusher...

by Tom February 18, 2003

poo crackle

The sound a poo makes as it is coming out of the anus (must be well-formed, cannot be diarrhea).

After Thanksgiving dinner, i had a great poo crackle.

by Krayzee Eyez Killah September 2, 2007

poo stank wet willie

when you put ya finger in ya booty, spit on it to make it moist and stick it in someones ear.

This nigga was talkin shit so when he fell asleep i gave him a poo stank wet willie.

by Chunky2425 January 8, 2009

Poo Gas

A fart that smells like poop because it passes by the poop waiting to come from your anus.

Dude! Do you have to poop cause you just had the worst poo gas!!!

by Stinky McStink Face February 14, 2010

poo puncher

A male who inserts his penis into another male person's rectum.

Cyril is such a fucking poo puncher; if you bend over, he'll shove his dirty old cock straight up your sorry ass.

by Busted Hyman September 4, 2007

Poo poo platter

Similar to an upper decker in nature, but instead of pooping into the toilet tank, the pooper deficates onto the overturned tank lid. The tank lid is then placed on the closed toilet seat and presented like a platter. The bathroom door is then closed to allow the odor to fill the room.

Steve is going to barf when he walks into the bathroom and finds the poo poo platter I made for him.

by TheBizIzKing October 26, 2011

poo stabber

1. One who stabs poo
2. One who stabs poo in the act of anal sex.
3. One who stabs poo in the act of male/male gay sex.

"Elton John is a real poo stabber"

by Beavis H. Christ June 29, 2003