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Phil McCrak

A man my mother is always yelling for every other night after my 9-year old ass goes to bed
my ass get to bed
mom- Phil McCrak!!
by Jolan.jpg December 14, 2022
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Phil

A guy larger than life, usually a 3xl. Cares more about helping others than even buying new shirts or regularly cleaning dog hair out of his van. Always has a new joke to tell and if you’re lucky, you can maybe even hear him giggle.
Hey is that Phil Carney over there?!? Man that guy can ball at the mall like Chris Paul!!!
by Memphis10legend February 22, 2022
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Phil

The person who stole Todd.
That sneaky individual who snatched Todd right out from under everyone’s nose and is probably whistling innocently about it. A Phil doesn’t just take your stuff—he takes Todd and acts like it’s an upgrade.
“Where’s Todd?”
Gone. A Phil must’ve rolled through.”
by arunura June 3, 2025
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Phil ivey

Probably the best poker player to ever live. He has mastered all forms of poker, even newer formats like short deck. He has 10 bracelets, tying him for 2nd most bracelets
by STL446 June 15, 2023
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Phil-sand med stun D

The biggest Ryan Ross, Dallon Weekes and Brendon Urie fan
Ohh I wish I was a Phil-sand med stun D. Phil-sand med stum D is soo cool
by Phil-sand med stum d May 28, 2017
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Phil George Scout

A young teen equipped with a preposterous moustache, travels in a brown shitty station wagon and picks up little girls. These sickening 'scouts' can also travel on foot and are usually disguised by the name Trent
Trent loves to fondle with young girls therefore he is a Phil George Scout, Trent is the definition of Sikkkkko
by Trent the sikkkkkko October 25, 2012
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Instead... Lock them up at the Dr. Phil rape farm and then your staff can rape the bad behavior out of them. Controlling people's behavior is SUPER important because women are vulnerable to psychogenic epidemics! Like the "hysteria" epidemic! Remember that? Remember how women were just labeled with "hysteria" and you could just lock em up? The was cool and Dr. Phil is totally fine with and has actively done a thing that was directly conceptually adjacent to that.
"Don't reward bad behavior" ~ Dr. Phil

Hym "Yes. Instead... Do whatever it takes to control their behavior upto and including locking them up against their will without them committing a crime and with their parent's consent... And then rape them repeatedly. That's Dr. Phil's solution to bad behavior and I think we should all remember that."
by Hym Iam March 12, 2024
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