ryan christian parsons

Mega Fag. Massive stoner, the best at lighting without a doubt. Fat ass and he knows it, but won’t admit it. Can’t say a sentence without swearing or saying cunt. He is usually the dumbass of the group

P1: Who’s that screaming?

P2: It’s definitely Ryan Christian Parsons , he’s always fucking around.

by barbequesauceonmytiddies February 26, 2020

larsob the parsob

A larson person who enjoys an occasional parsnip. However due to the parsnip allergy occasionally starts wailing.

larson: im gonna eat a parsnip
me: no dont turn into larsob the parsob

larson: starts wailing

by lilbabibloo January 25, 2024

Bianca (no middle name) Parsons

Bianca (no middle name) Parsons is a monkey. Bianca (no middle name) Parsons is also a volleyball lover and she punches it every chance she gets. She looks good in pig tails. She hates love and she won’t date till she’s 30.

Bianca (no middle name) Parsons is a monkey

by Tiny Timothy February 15, 2024

I like twin peaks

A code word used by a closeted gay man to let everyone know he wants to get fucked in the ass

Man, do I like twin peaks.

by UltraMegatronPussy February 26, 2024