by Pat The October 15, 2022
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So how did the night go
He was so cute and horny all it took was a little dick patting and he started cumming
Lmao wow what a waste of nut
I know right
He was so cute and horny all it took was a little dick patting and he started cumming
Lmao wow what a waste of nut
I know right
by Certified concoction January 21, 2022
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Oh man, don’t tell me you pulled the Ecuadorian Pat Smear ruse again. I hope you told her she had a clean bill of health before the “exam” , because she won’t after.
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