The nasty side effect of sleeping around. Pipe critters is another way of saying "Crabs" but in a more family friendly way.
Pipe Critters are itch, uncomfortable and can be seen swinging from pipe to pipe in an uncontrolled environment.
Pipe critters are largely believed to have originated at a party thrown in honor of Hollywood's favorite widow, Courtney Love.
Pipe Critters are itch, uncomfortable and can be seen swinging from pipe to pipe in an uncontrolled environment.
Pipe critters are largely believed to have originated at a party thrown in honor of Hollywood's favorite widow, Courtney Love.
by Crunts January 14, 2010
"That chick's has such a stinky fish taco, I had to load it up with pipe gravy just so i could eat it!"
by r-dog September 22, 2006
1.Steel Pipes made out with Dan's girlfiriend right in front of Dan.
2.Steel Pipes just walked into Sean's house, made him self a bowl of cereal, told Sean's mom to go to hell and then just walked out the door flipping everyone off on his way out.
2.Steel Pipes just walked into Sean's house, made him self a bowl of cereal, told Sean's mom to go to hell and then just walked out the door flipping everyone off on his way out.
by Mike April 15, 2004
The term used when one is getting their "pipe" (penis) "wet" (blowed). Usually used in public. Another term for a blowjob.
by The Sexmasta June 13, 2011
A suggestion that you go and play with something phallic, in your own time and according to your own wonts. The 'pipe' of 'pipe yourself' has a wide range of connotations, from a tie to the french 'pipe' one might faire, to the lead pipe in Cluedo and its implied physical threat.
by MC O'VERY SKILLZ June 19, 2011
A small brass adapter {resembling a smoking device} used by Time Trial Cyclist and Triathletes to connect their pump head to their valve stem. Used for inflating disk wheels.
by sideshow bub February 14, 2007
A condition to which the penis either can not sustain an erection for more then a minute or get one at all, induced by smoking to much on a glass pipe.
The other night my man was so high he got a bad case of pipe dick, we tried for hours but just couldn't get it happening, I was so upset!
by Die Jalony February 20, 2015