God

That Magical non-existent guy up in the sky who is believed to have created us. If God did it, it's a lie.

"Mommy, where did I come from?"
"Me and your daddy"
"Where did they come from"
"Your grandpas and grandmas"
"Where did they come from?"
*lying*"God."

by SeanFlaherty May 24, 2008

God

The leading cause of death.

Statistics show that 1 out of every 3 people have suffered from God. Officials say you are ten times more likely to be killed by a supreme being than cancer, AIDS, and Chuck Norris combined.

by XenVMX January 22, 2009

God

1.The name of the deity in more popular religions.

2. Word used in a phrase to display strong feeling, to an irony those who use this phrase who do not worship him are called on for saying the phrase

Definition 1
Bob: God loves everybody!

Joe: Then why does he throw people into an eternal pit of fire?

Definition 2
Ralph: Oh my god!
Mike: I thought you didn't believe in god
Ralph: Shut up...

by Red_Fish November 14, 2010

God

An invention of humankind because man didn't want to deal with his own problems, so they invented god to solve them and use an excuse to kill muslims and burn witches.

"Oh my god"
"Praise god"
"God loves us"
"God-dammit bobby"

by M.Savage May 11, 2008

God

God in the form of religion is a lie.

Ever read the Bible? That in itself proves the non-existence of your "god". F'ing... explain dinosaurs, carbon dating.

by TimJ August 13, 2006

God

the boogie man for all beings.god is an imaginary being which people base their lives upon and yet haven't any physical proof that he exist.also known as the being in which can be trace to many of the war of time exp.operation iraqi freedom and once again u cant prove there is a god but can prove there isn't

see itself or see the bible or any other acclaimed holy book

by justin wyatt August 25, 2004

god

my home dawg that is down with the bitchs and the hoes!

im down with G-O-D peoples!!!

by Rachel December 28, 2004