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tear shit up

Just literally completely ruining and destroying some pussy or ass. Just fucking making that shit disappear. Causing the lining of one's pussy or ass to just cease to exist. God-like destruction of a hole, total annihilation. One cannot come back from such a cataclysmic event.
Friend 1: Omg, she just sent a booty pic...
Friend 2: Are you gonna tear shit up?
by GooneryTypeBeat October 22, 2019
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White Man Tears

White Man Tears is when a white man commits a crime and blames it on insanity.
The Parkland shooter is a perfect example of White Man Tears. After his mass shooting causing 17 deaths he faked insanity in order to get a lighter sentence.
by i<3europeans September 24, 2021
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Bleed Manly Tears

When a Straight man Crys.

Mostly used while talking to a girl
Dude, my paintball gun is at my friends house, and hes not home, im gonna go cry

Girl-You cry?

NO, i just bleed Manly Tears
by DonCapo August 20, 2008
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Tear off a log

When you get so angry you poop?
You make me so mad I'm going to tear off a log!
by ajrizzler April 20, 2021
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Eat my tears

They act of asking someone to eat your tears out of sadness or anger out of what they did in order to let them know how salty you feel.
It's not my fault you're so apathetic and entitled that you didn't vote and now we have this douchebag president. Eat my tears asshole.
by J-ber November 1, 2017
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Father nature's tears

“Bro, I’ve got the gooch sweats so bad I’m dripping Father nature's tears through my shorts!”
by Spongebobeehsa November 23, 2021
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tear a skunk apart

to celebrate an occasion using an online video communication platform
We gonna tear a skunk apart on Zoom this New Year's Eve!
by minorsurgeon March 23, 2021
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