Pulling a Seacrest

Pulling a Seacrest is when a guy masturbates in front of a mirror and is aroused by his own image.

Ryan Seacrest is so in love with himself he masturbates in front of a mirror naked pulling his mini-Seacrest. Now that's pulling a Seacrest!

by WienerMonkey April 23, 2009

pulled a prigozhin

- to entertain the entire world for less than a day.

- to promise huge yet underdeliver.

the wagners sure pulled a prigozhin short of moscow.
yeah, but it was sooo entertaining while it lasted.

by fbjexshbnu tree cshgg June 24, 2023

pulling a Cartman

A fat slob who is offensive, really funny and sadly trapped in the closet. He pretends to be into chicks but he would rather be a complete knob gobblin. In other words he is a real life adult version of the South Park character, Eric Cartman.

Our friend Scott is so funny and a slob like Belushi from Animal House. It is a shame that he would rather hide who he is and not come out of the closet. He is totally 'pulling a Cartman'.

by TedNugent October 8, 2013

Pulling a Ranjani

1. Stopping work to pet dogs
2. Losing your watch or wallet or anything important and constantly in the search for your valuables!

Oh my god! Stop pulling a Ranjani!!!

by Dogsshouldgotoheaven September 22, 2020

pull a jarred

Dressing casual or throwing on whatever you can find for an important event

"I have to pull a jarred for the sweet 16 cause I have nothing to wear"
"Please don't pull a jarred for my wedding"

by Top Ramen Lover May 13, 2017

Pull a Gabe

(verb) to purposefully avoid responsibilities despite knowing the burden it will have on colleagues or friends.

Hey John, are you coming into work today?
Nah. I'm gonna pull a Gabe and let someone else do it.
It's no wonder that you'll never get that promotion.

by LazyGabe June 6, 2015

Pull a nighthawk

When you take a dump in the middle of the night.

Person 1: *wakes up*
Person 2: what are you doing? It's 2 am."
Person 1: I'm going to pull a nighthawk

by Olivish February 20, 2015