by Jordan Beighton August 4, 2016
Get the Oliver Matthewsmug. No I really thought you were leading up to some kind of olive branch but, no, you're just doubling down. Well... You know what they say...
Hym "Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice shame on me."
Iam "Disappointing.."
Hym "No, I really did think there was an olive branch thing going on here but no. Your trying to claim that this is me trying to achieve unearned virtue but I don't even know there were accolades for me to claim until your stupid ass said my name and MADE IT ABUNDANTLY CLEAR that there are accolades that can be attributed to me and that you're withholding them from me because you think I don't deserve it. That's just you projecting a motive onto me that I didn't have initially. And the funniest part is that I was going to stop writing forever. After I was fired. I was going to stop writing. I started deleting my posts but I ended up getting bored a quarter of the way through so I just said screw it. You never would have heard from me again if you wouldn't have had Andy Ngo on and said my name. But I think you know that. I think you take great pleasure in denying me and you wanted me to know that I had these things that I could potentially claim. Well, NOW I KNOW. And I refuse to accept anything other that credit for the things I've inspired. That plan backfired didn't it? When it comes to unearned privilege you throw your hands in the air and say 'Oh, well, there's nothing we can do about it' but when it comes to 'unearned virtue' it needs to be militantly socially regulated because people who game the system are bad but people gaming the system for their kids by way of nepotism is virtuous."
Iam "Disappointing.."
Hym "No, I really did think there was an olive branch thing going on here but no. Your trying to claim that this is me trying to achieve unearned virtue but I don't even know there were accolades for me to claim until your stupid ass said my name and MADE IT ABUNDANTLY CLEAR that there are accolades that can be attributed to me and that you're withholding them from me because you think I don't deserve it. That's just you projecting a motive onto me that I didn't have initially. And the funniest part is that I was going to stop writing forever. After I was fired. I was going to stop writing. I started deleting my posts but I ended up getting bored a quarter of the way through so I just said screw it. You never would have heard from me again if you wouldn't have had Andy Ngo on and said my name. But I think you know that. I think you take great pleasure in denying me and you wanted me to know that I had these things that I could potentially claim. Well, NOW I KNOW. And I refuse to accept anything other that credit for the things I've inspired. That plan backfired didn't it? When it comes to unearned privilege you throw your hands in the air and say 'Oh, well, there's nothing we can do about it' but when it comes to 'unearned virtue' it needs to be militantly socially regulated because people who game the system are bad but people gaming the system for their kids by way of nepotism is virtuous."
by Hym Iam September 9, 2022
Get the Olive Branchmug. An Olive Octopus is a super-fun and multi-sensory sexual experience that involves both masturbation and penetration for two people of any gender. One person lies down on their back with their legs spread. The other person lies down on their back, on the other person, junk-near-junk, facing the other end of the bed. One person pours olive oil in their cupped hand and both people shake hands so oil is all over their hands. Both people finger-fuck each other's asses while they masturbate themselves. Four arms and four legs makes a regular octopus, but with a lot of olive oil you've yourself an Olive Octopus.
by Bad JDP June 17, 2023
Get the Olive Octopusmug. A perfect man with a massive penis. You will normally see him walking around in a bape hoodie. He will open doors for you and is a true gentleman. You will fall in love with him instantly.
by BigBoyMemeulous April 2, 2018
Get the oliver mcleanmug. Oliver Thumén can be described in many ways: Greatest rapper of all time, best basketball player of all time, most handsome person of all time. He is definitely the GOAT Human.
by ImNotSwedish November 25, 2021
Get the Oliver Thuménmug. This sexy could blow you away with a single glance at his spherical buttocks,
He has long hair that he uses to strangle orphans and cosplaying rapunzel,
He can play piano like the piano man
He has long hair that he uses to strangle orphans and cosplaying rapunzel,
He can play piano like the piano man
by BenScottLover111 March 31, 2021
Get the Oliver Butlermug. by Undercovercunt123 January 16, 2022
Get the Oliver Birdmug.