Upper deck

The act of shitting in someone's mouth.

Harrison: Ay Tony whatcha doin for your birthday?
Tony: Well I want you to upper deck my fuckin toilet
Harrison: Shit if you say so

by theachiever September 25, 2022

Top Deck

To jack-off (masturbate) whilst defecating (pooping). Name comes from Cadbury Top Deck chocolate, white chocolate top with milk (brown) chocolate bottom.

Mario explained with a smile he took so long in the bathroom as he was giving himself a Top Deck.

by Pazzy August 18, 2025

Deck

Another word for dick

Wow this is an XXL deck. I would love to sit on it..
Does this deck get wet?

How big is your deck?

by CelineD June 30, 2022

Business deck

deck

Please send your business deck for determining if we are a good business partner

by Rmk61 July 12, 2018

Decke

Noob

Decke ist ein Noob

by Lennart :) September 28, 2018

Deck-Torched

To get blitzed by numerology of the base-ten math, then tortured via an environmental debt.

“Hey bruh, you totally got Deck-Torched. Better phone Saul and inquire to bail out! FERNANDO.”

by yakrank July 16, 2022

Chasing the chicken across the deck

Doing whippits, or nitrous-oxide

Hey Kyle! Want to go chasing the chicken across the deck?
Sure Christian, let me get some Whippits.

by quarantine2020 April 30, 2020