One who is sleepy or out of it. A cute sleepy noob that seems sleepy or is sleepy and isn't fully awake yet.
by TheGloryRS February 3, 2013

1. The inability to use logic;
2. Nonsensical reasoning by an individual;
3. The byproduct of an individual saying someone is using "Fevens Logic". Commonly seen when two people are in a debate and one person lacks the intelligence to produce anything intellectual to the debate. Noob Logic can also be seen when one person has exhausted all of their mediocre efforts.
In each case, this person will immediately state that the other person is using "Fevens Logic" to insult. "Fevens Logic" is not condusive to being stubborn.
2. Nonsensical reasoning by an individual;
3. The byproduct of an individual saying someone is using "Fevens Logic". Commonly seen when two people are in a debate and one person lacks the intelligence to produce anything intellectual to the debate. Noob Logic can also be seen when one person has exhausted all of their mediocre efforts.
In each case, this person will immediately state that the other person is using "Fevens Logic" to insult. "Fevens Logic" is not condusive to being stubborn.
Person 1: My record is 80-5 at Cod of Duty 4.
Person 2: You're a scrub. You played against terrible teams. Your talent can only be measured by the opponents you play. You can only win by playing against terrible teams.
Person 1: Umm...well...hmm...That's Fevens Logic, for ya.
Person 2: Stop talking. You sir, are using Noob Logic.
Person 2: You're a scrub. You played against terrible teams. Your talent can only be measured by the opponents you play. You can only win by playing against terrible teams.
Person 1: Umm...well...hmm...That's Fevens Logic, for ya.
Person 2: Stop talking. You sir, are using Noob Logic.
by Overweight no-lifer November 18, 2009

Somebody that has no idea what they are talking about at all times. They have no idea what is going on around them either.
Lindsay Lohan is a noob-sausage.
by Larry Queen March 3, 2009

In the video game Gears Of War, someone who picks up the sniper rifle, fires a round off to acheive an active reload, then downs someone as a coward would, leaving them for dead. They are liable for receiving an earful of trashtalk and slang pertaining to their mothers.
Active Noob: "OMG IM SO GOOD WITH SNIPER!!! I OWNED YOU ALL"
Player 1: "Wow, you actived-me-down you fucking active noob nice job go hang yourself with the cord on your xbox controller."
Player 1: "Wow, you actived-me-down you fucking active noob nice job go hang yourself with the cord on your xbox controller."
by Fat Girls Smell February 4, 2008

abreviation used by online game players like runescape or counter strike to tell a noob gut to shut it ...
Shut The Fuck Up Noob!
Shut The Fuck Up Noob!
jhonny12345: HI IM NEW HERE
jhonny12345: HI SOMEBODY TELL ME HOW TO GET CASH
jhonny12345: ANSWER ME PEOPLE!!
I Mahatma I: Omg STFU NOOB!
jhonny12345: HI SOMEBODY TELL ME HOW TO GET CASH
jhonny12345: ANSWER ME PEOPLE!!
I Mahatma I: Omg STFU NOOB!
by 69Tatou69 January 19, 2007

Reference to a grenade launcher type weapon featured in several warfare silmulation games, both online and offline.
Takes very little skill to use and can kill whole groups of enemies with a single indirect hit, yet the explosion needs to be fairly close.
To be used liberally against elitist gamers who play games all day because they can't get jobs and whenever they can't win they start crying. Much amusement to be had reading their abuse.
Takes very little skill to use and can kill whole groups of enemies with a single indirect hit, yet the explosion needs to be fairly close.
To be used liberally against elitist gamers who play games all day because they can't get jobs and whenever they can't win they start crying. Much amusement to be had reading their abuse.
Player 1 dies from grenade launcher attack.
Player 1 responds: "omfgwtfbbq you noob tubed me again you f&(*ing noob go have intercourse with your mum blah blah blah blah blah!!!!11!!!!11111"
Player 1 responds: "omfgwtfbbq you noob tubed me again you f&(*ing noob go have intercourse with your mum blah blah blah blah blah!!!!11!!!!11111"
by Goulderchauf April 14, 2010

1. One that is pitiful at gaming, usually on a online community. Also called a n00b or a n00blet, but with less skill. Super noobs may also travel in packs, also called noob herds.
2. One that uses sniper rifles and other weapons that require very little skill. As a result of this they rack an impossible number of kills for a person that sucks at the game. They then brag about the amount of kills they have just aquired. Usally play on a online game.
2. One that uses sniper rifles and other weapons that require very little skill. As a result of this they rack an impossible number of kills for a person that sucks at the game. They then brag about the amount of kills they have just aquired. Usally play on a online game.
Super Noob "u just got pwn3ed. u suk"
Gamer A " Only because you are a super noob"
Gamer B " Ya, super noob, learn how to use the battle rifle. You suck at this game."
Gamer A " Only because you are a super noob"
Gamer B " Ya, super noob, learn how to use the battle rifle. You suck at this game."
by Zach Rice November 28, 2006
