nonce

nonce is what you call you dad

my nonce was being really annoying today

by lolum February 12, 2022

Nonce

People who loves touching little kids

Oi Jack price your a nonce you are haha

by James Adams October 8, 2021

nonce

Used as slang for 'paedophile' in the UK.

That old man Nebbercracker across the road is a right nonce.

by pineapple pizza hater October 9, 2021

nonce

Someone who has committed sexual offences

Prince Andrew is a nonce

by snoofkins October 12, 2021

croc nonce

Someone who is perhaps a bit too fond of crocs (you know who you are). These people typically own many pairs of crocs and scorn those who wear cheap off brand crocs. One can never trust a croc nonce as you may find them attempting to rob your sock drawer.

Persoñ: "Ted has loads of crocs and now I don't have any socks because they went missing after he visited last week"

Pêrson: "He must be a croc nonce"

by NonceNick October 17, 2021

nonce

jasper

jasper is a fat neek with bare nonce

by idkidinignitre October 31, 2021

Nonce

That old man down the road.

Your friend: "Ay you know that nonce down the road."

You: "Yeah what about him."

Your friend: "He got caught yesterday."
You: "Ah, really?"

by CaptainAstro13 November 1, 2021