Alexander James Nonce Westcott

alex is the coolest g (stands for gangsta just to clarify) around. he makes all the biggest willy muscle men hide their girlfriends when he walks out the house otherwise they would want him instead!

person 1: ever heard of the myth ‘alexander james nonce westcott’
person 2: ah yes isn’t he like the coolest ever person!

by jjackparryy December 27, 2022

Turbo nonce

Nonce means pedophile and turbo makes it more insulting

Mark Attwood on X is a turbo nonce

by MemeClips March 23, 2024

Nonce

what you become after doing HSLA with small children

Lorn you're such a nonce

by queenllama the 2nd December 6, 2020

Nonce

A buzzword used by closeted British pedophiles to falsely accuse others as pedophiles

"oi, mate, yer a fookin' nonce!
I 'eard it from somewhere or summat, ya nonce!"

by Bong hater December 1, 2025

nonce

S.B (Stupid Bean) another word for nonce in Maidstone

Oh hes a nonce (S.B)

by moonfruit213 September 3, 2019

Nonce

Someone overage who likes someone underage.

“Who is the nonce”
“Gylfi Sigurosson

by Alkus January 23, 2022

nonce

Nonce is what English Cunts call Pedophiles

"Oh him, he's a right nonce looking at those kids through the window"

by Chara___YT June 12, 2018