Go fuck yourself Ed Sheeran! Ginger fucking faggot! THAT! That right there is why Taylor is fucking Travis instead of you!
Ed Sheeran "Muh daddy told me 'Stay out of politics and religion' lalala I'm a ginger fairy!"
Hym "No... No. Participating in politics is my DUTY as a citizen and I'm a devout Pandeist Gnostic! I NEED to disparage their incest cult as a part of my religion! Because as Thomas Payne said 'To a Deist, the word of God is written in the laws of the universe and to Hym all scripture is a forgery.' And as a Gnostic I believe your God is evil. I have a RIGHT to express my religious views and this all perfectly coincides with things I've said in the past! Wait... Was that an Ed Sheeran song? You know what? I don't care."
Hym "No... No. Participating in politics is my DUTY as a citizen and I'm a devout Pandeist Gnostic! I NEED to disparage their incest cult as a part of my religion! Because as Thomas Payne said 'To a Deist, the word of God is written in the laws of the universe and to Hym all scripture is a forgery.' And as a Gnostic I believe your God is evil. I have a RIGHT to express my religious views and this all perfectly coincides with things I've said in the past! Wait... Was that an Ed Sheeran song? You know what? I don't care."
by Hym Iam April 25, 2024
Get the Stay out of politics and religionmug. by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 14, 2025
Get the I Insert Through Vantage Pointed Vowels Of Interest Then Call It Religionmug. "I'm a good person."
"Why?"
"Because Religion! I believe that if I don't do good things, I will suffer eternal torture, so even though in my heart, I want to do bad things, and still often do, I have the moral superiority because I picked out a book to base all my beliefs on."
"What if you want to do something the book forbids?"
"That's the neat part. I can twist the book to mean whatever I want it to mean, so I can think I'm a good person, do bad shit, and control others, all in one fell swoop."
"Why?"
"Because Religion! I believe that if I don't do good things, I will suffer eternal torture, so even though in my heart, I want to do bad things, and still often do, I have the moral superiority because I picked out a book to base all my beliefs on."
"What if you want to do something the book forbids?"
"That's the neat part. I can twist the book to mean whatever I want it to mean, so I can think I'm a good person, do bad shit, and control others, all in one fell swoop."
by AphraBehn February 10, 2025
Get the Religionmug. Starism is a religion based off of the stars you see in the sky, there are goddesses and god's however.
Starists are the plural for the religion.
Starists are the plural for the religion.
guy 1: the stars are boring.
guy 2: have you thought about being a starist?
guy 1: maybe I'll check it out!
starism (religion)
guy 2: have you thought about being a starist?
guy 1: maybe I'll check it out!
starism (religion)
by Starism November 20, 2022
Get the Starism (religion)mug. by Old-Crab May 2, 2024
Get the Religionmug. The beliefs of the Democratic party, which are often irrational. Dem religion believers are similar to extremist Muslims in that either you believe what they believe or you are a heretic.
The Dem religion is like cancer; it starts out slowly with the intent of taking over and destroying the host body.
by DaHolmes January 29, 2025
Get the Dem religionmug.